Showing posts with label Observances. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Observances. Show all posts

Friday, June 15, 2018

Happy National Picnic Week 2018

There's a national (and sometimes international) day or week for just about any interest you can think of nowadays. Poodles have their day on October 6th, Stamp collecting gets the whole month of October, Strawberries get February 27th, and picnics get June 15th - 24th. What's the deal with a week that doesn't begin on Monday anyway? Was it a ploy to give people time to plan a picnic for the weekend that sits in the middle of picnic week? Something doesn't smell right and I don't think it's the Limburger. Speaking of cheese, why not have a picnic ad?


I have to say this is one of those odd occurrences where I've got a little experience with the products that show up in this 1937 ad from Life Magazine. In my case it's probably expected I'd know Velveeta, Kraft is still manufacturing this fine petroleum-based cheese food product to this very day. And, I guess everyone knows Kraft singles, those plastic slices of salty something that topped the bologna sandwiches of my youth. But, today I'm speaking of the little jars of cheese spread at the left of the ad. My grandparents used to get the Pimento Spread and Old English and I remember them being a feature at many a holiday gathering. Now, I don't really remember them being eaten. I definitely only tried them once. Still seeing them is enough to bring back memories.

Anyway, if you're out to celebrate picnic week, maybe throw some bulletproof cheese products into your basket. If nothing else you can use them to build a signal fire, or you can throw them at bears.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Flowers for Memorial Day

Need some flowers for Memorial Day? Well, if you have a time machine you can visit turn of the century Chicago and get some bargains!

Friday, November 11, 2016

Thanksgiving Feed - Fleischmann's Yeast


I can't help but think if World War II happened today, Fleischmann's would have changed its name to shed its German roots. It would have become "Freedom Yeast" or "Victory Fungus" or something. Instead they opted for one of the most dystopian, steampunk soldiers depicted during the war years.

I had to look up the reference to Nazi use of a drug called Previtin as an alertness aid by Nazi soldiers. The drug usage was revealed in a book written by former Nazi soldier Heinrich Boll. Apparently bread is better than meth, though, which is why we now have such a rye problem in America.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Bonus Material - Let's Get Together (1952)


1952, Ike vs. Adlai Stevenson, and in many ways politics were just as divided as they are today. A thought for Election Day 2016.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Father's Day with Four Roses


1959 Father's Day ad for Four Roses whiskey, cigars, and...bulldogs. Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Happy Siblings Day

Old Lady: Oh! Shame, little girl! You shouldn't say you hate anyone.
Little Girl: I guess I got a right to hate me own brother if I want to, ain't I?
Life Magazine, January 5, 1922


Thursday, January 28, 2016

Thirsty Thursday - A Drink for Dear Old General Washington

Benjamin Franklin once said, "By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail". The sage was onto something, a bit of wisdom that applies equally to the boardroom and the barroom. If you really want to make a standout cocktail, the ingredients you use must be carefully considered, of the best quality, and painstakingly prepared. Today's Thirsty Thursday segment will give you a chance to prepare something your friends have probably never heard of and celebrate the birthday of one of Mr. Franklin's cohorts, General George Washington.

In September of 1784, after vanquishing the British and winning independence for the colonies, Washington and his nephew crossed the Allegheny Mountains in the process of planning and surveying the best route for a new road. In preparation Washington was said to have packed a canteen of Madeira, port, and Cherry Bounce for the trip. Preparing to succeed indeed!

Cherry Bounce is a spiced fruit cordial that requires a couple of weeks of preparation, so if you want to celebrate the first president's birthday in style get cracking! Here's the recipe (according to Epicurious):

10 - 11lbs fresh sour cherries or 1lb 9oz of preserved cherries (preferably Morello)
4C brandy
3C sugar (more if you want a sweeter cordial)
2 cinnamon sticks broken into pieces
2-3 whole cloves
1 (1/4in) piece of fresh, whole nutmeg

  1. Pit  and half the cherries and put them in a large bowl. Using a potato masher to slightly crush the fruit, extracting as much juice as possible. Strain through a large, fine-mesh strainer, using a spoon to press the fruit and extract all the juice (you should end up with about 8 cups). Put the mashed cherries in the freezer or refrigerator for later use. If you're using preserved cherries, drain the fruit and set the juice aside before halving and mashing the cherries. Add any pressed juice to the reserved jarred juice. 
  2. In a lidded 1-gallon glass jar, combine the juice with the brandy and sugar and stir until the sugar is dissolved. Put the lid on the jar and put it in the refrigerator for 24 hours (stir or shake occasionally). 
  3. Bring 2 cups of the cherry juice to a simmer over medium heat. Here's where you'll guage the sweetness of your cordial. Give the juice a taste and add more sugar, if desired. Drop the cinnamon sticks, cloves, and nutmeg into the pot and stir. Cover and let simmer for about 5 minutes. Remove from the heat, and set aside to cool to room temperature. Strain, and discard the spices. 
  4. Return the spiced juice to the 1-gallon glass jar. Cover loosely with the lid, and let set in the fridge for at least 2 weeks, occasionally shaking the jar. 
  5. Cherry Bounce should be served at room temperature in small cordial or wine glasses. Store the remainder in the refrigerator. 
Nice and sweet, but if you want to spike the celebration with a little irony, you can use your Cherry Bounce to make a cocktail known as a Communist:




2 parts Orange Juice
2 parts Gin
1 part Cherry Bounce
Juice of 1/2 Lemon
Combine all the above with ice in a cocktail shaker, give it a good rattling, and pour into a martini glass.


The history of this little lost gem? Hard to say, it appears in the 1933 CanapĂ© Parade booklet Cocktail Parade. CanapĂ© Parade published a series of recipe booklets during the early 1930's, giving the home cook ideas for everything from cheese boards to pate. The cocktail edition is a list of period drinks coupled with strange, delirium tremens inspired illustrations that make you wonder if you've somehow become inebriated just by touching the pages. It's an interesting peruse for anyone whose interested in period food and drink, definitely worth a look. 

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Happy National French Toast Day!

I'm pretty sure some of the observances I find really only exist on the internet. I mean, National French Toast Day? Sure, I like French toast, but should it have its own day? I guess, if you're a toast-head and feel strongly enough to march on the Bastille for your right to soak bread in milk and eggs, we'll today is your day.

What's potentially the first ever recipe for French toast actually appeared in the Roman collection of recipes. Apicius. Searching You can find a 2009 translation of the work on Project Gutenberg and within its digital pages you'll find a recipe for Aliter Dulcia which loosely translates to "otherwise sweet" (at least to the best I can determine). If you're interested in cooking a 5th century version of French Toast, here's how:


Break (slice) fine white bread, crust removed, into rather large pieces which soak in milk (and beaten eggs). Fry in oil. Cover with honey and serve.

Like most early recipes, this one is short on methods and measurements. There's no micromanaging the amount of time you soak the bread, no instructions on how thick to slice the bread, nothing saying you should only use artisan oil crushed from the pits of olives from a mysterious village in Southern Umbria. We've been a culture of perfect, of Martha Stewart judgmentalism, where nothing's worth doing if it's not nearly flipping impossible and worthy of Instragram bragging rights. Anyway, if you want a more modern recipe, check out this one from the French Cook Book for American Families, by Xavier Raskin, published in 1922:



Sunday, November 1, 2015

A Comic for NANOWRIMO 2015

Ah, National Novel Writing Month, a time when those who don't tell those who haven't how to do the impossible. In honor of this, the stupidest of national observances, here's a little comic.

Editor: The rejection of a contribution does not necessarily imply lack of merit, etc.
Life Magazine, 1919

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue


From the 1894 book Cuba Illustrated Ed. with the Biography and Portrait of Christopher Columbus, an image of the three Caravels which brought the explorer to Cuba. My own heritage has left me with mixed feelings about Columbus Day. It's probably the reason I find the song Let that be a Lesson to You by Louis Armstrong so appealing.



Sunday, June 21, 2015

Happy Father's Day!



Here's hoping all you dads out there are having a doozie of a pop's day. In the wise words of Frank Butler, "When I was 18 I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while, when I got to be 21, it was amazing to find out how much he'd learned in three years."

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Monday, June 8, 2015

The Funnies - Special Edition: Happy National Best Friends Day


Virginia: George says ill health always attacks one's weakest spot.
Friend (sweetly): You do have a lot of headaches, don't you, dearie?
Life Magazine, 1922

Monday, May 25, 2015

Happy Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day! Here's to our brave men and women, thanks for all you've done and I hope you are safe and sound no matter where you are.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Happy Cinco de Mayo


I know, technically it's not a Cinco de Mayo card, but there aren't too many of those floating around so I've got to take what I can get my hands on! Anyway, hope you're having a great Cinco and indulging in a little south-of-the-border fun today!

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Happy National Grilled Cheese Day


Happy National Grilled Cheese Day, a day that's practically the definition of a festival of cheese! This 1955 ad for the American Dairy Association from Life Magazine presents the post-war wasp with the staples of banal mid-century American life: processed loaf cheddar, cheddar slices, and cottage cheese. The photos are pure fifties food-tastrophe, over-ripe looking plastic with ominous side dishes and awkward staging.  In the "Slice It" frame, what exactly is the moldy-looking log in bondage? In the "Melt It" frame, notice the eye-of-Sauron on liver pate appetizers and the Frodo's missing finger fondue? And in the "Glamorize It" frame, check out the phlegm and Pepto-Bismol aspic with toast points. Okay, so maybe this wasn't the ad for grilled cheese day.


Unlike many ads of the era, the copy actually explains what the mystery dishes in the photos are supposed to be. Interesting difference between '55 and now, cream cheese apparently was a dish until itself. Hardly anyone would just eat cream cheese now, but then they'd cube it and put it on a tray. Still, I'm not sure how they got chili sauce and mayo to turn cheese dip pink...  

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Happy April Fool's Day!


Happy April Fool's Day from the dancing cats and Fedora the Flounder!