Showing posts with label Worst Idea Ever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Worst Idea Ever. Show all posts

Friday, September 15, 2017

100 Years Ago - Unicycle Dispatch


100 years ago a large swath of Europe had been reduced to a trench-marred killing zone and German bombers had brought the war to London as World War I ground on toward its eventual and inconclusive end. Minds turned toward mechanized warfare, concocting ideas both horrible and ridiculous. In an era before the walkie-talkie, battlefield communication relied upon a combination of semaphore, flares, whistles, and written messages delivered by dispatch. Commanding officers, often located miles from the front, had to rely on outdated and often inaccurate information when making important decisions, adding to the stalemate that symbolized much of World War I.

With this problem vexing military minds, the same fervor for mechanized warfare that had militarized the biplane and created the tank awkwardly pivoted toward improving communication. It would be over twenty five years before reliable two-way radio communication came to the military, so the natural answer seemed to be increasing the efficiency and speed of the dispatch and thus the September of 1917 Popular Mechanics ran this cover.

Popular Mechanics called its big idea "The Unicycle Dispatch Rider" (in spite of the illustration clearly showing two wheels), a machine which essentially amounted to an inverted, prop-driven, velocipede. The idea never took off for a pretty basic reason - trench warfare developed to shelter fighting men from the raking fire of another World War I invention, the machine gun, and riding a big unicycle would be a little like strapping on a big target. Besides, the landscape of the front with its sandbags, shell craters, barbed wire, and other obstacles didn't make for much of a bike path.

Regardless, I like the steampunk feel of the cover, it kind of has a Jules Verne/H. G. Wells feel that speaks to the sci-fi writer in me.

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Dieselpunk Saturday: Monofail


What's the difference between Popular Science and Astounding Tales in the 1930's? Astounding Tales cost 20 cents an issue and had stories by the likes of C. L. Moore. Popular Science, on the other hand, just had wild and baseless ideas with fancy covers designed to sell copies. I'm trying to figure out the benefit of a blade-driven monorail, but I'm coming up empty. I'm equally perplexed by the rudder-looking tail at the back of the vehicle. I've had the good fortune to sit in the cab of a diesel-powered train and I know that there's an engineer, but no steering. Anyway, it's fun to look at and very Dieselpunk, so I thought I'd share.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Worst Idea Ever - Headlights (1920)

Ah, the twenties, when everything went electric. Neon came to Times Square, tinging the night with gaudy colors, (somewhat) modern appliances became available to the average homeowner, Let's Misbehave called out across the airwaves, and everyone was doing the Charleston. The world was filled with verve and enthusiasm for what could be done. Notice I didn't say should be done.

The October 1920 issue of Popular Science Magazine gives us the worst idea ever for January. The wearable reading lamp-hat really isn't all that different from the eyeglass flashlights you sometimes see. Well, except for the fact the wearer would have to be tethered to a wall by a cord. Oh yes, and there is the matter of heat.

Just try touching the shade of an old-fashioned banker's lamp after it's been running for a half hour. I take that back, don't. The simple reason is heat, of course. Wear a sixty watt light bulb affixed to your noggin for more than a few seconds and you'll have second degree burns in a place that will give clear indication to the opposite sex that the lifeguard of common sense has asked you to leave the gene-pool. Still, Burton patented his gizmo, not to say it paid the bills.

Charles S. Burton of Oak Park, IL seems to have been a serial inventor, he held multiple patents. He patented children's blocks, a table lock, as well as one for a music roll container that bears a striking similarity to his reading light hat. I'm not sure whether he struck it big or not, but something tells me the electric hat didn't turn the trick. Still, you got to admire the guy for trying!

Friday, April 12, 2013

Worst Idea Ever: The Pitching Gun


With the start of baseball season and spring in the air (even if it’s frozen), I thought I’d present possibly the worst idea ever. This article in the June 1913 issue of Popular Mechanics states "the pitching gun never fails to inspire fear in the hitter...". Gee, I wonder why? I mean you're only the target of a baseball that's been heat treated until it's hard as a brick. Oh yeah, and it's just been shot out of a cannon. I guess this is one way to keep your kid from wasting his time chasing that dream of joining the big leagues, though. Then again, how many budding hitters were put off the game and into a psych ward after watching dad blow himself up with the pitching gun?