Not sure how well a plate of soup would work. A bowl, yes, but a plate...not so much. I'm also not so sure about ads that feature poor ol' Tom Turkey being led to the chopping block. I guess I'm just soft that way.
The bit of ad agency verse over the Campbell Soup Kid reads:
I've done my stunt and in my hunt I had most lively rambles I've caught a turk - a good day's work And also got my Campbell's
Yeah, Wordsworth it ain't.