The detective's office has languished for a long time, waiting for the convergence of resources and time. Race day weekend, as we Hoosiers call it, proved to be the magic date and the project finally has started rolling. Here's a little before picture to set the stage. I hope you'll pardon my camera's desperate attempt to adjust to the bright desk lamp, but I think you can see that over the months the office has become a depository for all things junk. I've collected disused keyboards, dead cell phones, broken laptops, extra pads of paper, and the tools for actually painting the place in an attempt to recreate an episode of Horders, but that'll be changing soon enough.
Scene two, it's Saturday morning and a good deal of the junk has moved on. Thanks to
Kelly's hard work the painter's tape has been applied and my brother helped move all the heavy furniture so we could get to the walls. The night before work began the hall was so crammed with stuff from the office that late night trips
to the bathroom became a treacherous affair. First thing in the morning we tuned in some peppy music and got to work.
Drop cloths, or old blankets, in pace and ready to paint when we encountered our first problem. We purchased the paint for this project late in the fall, with the thought that if the weather allowed we'd paint before winter started. Unfortunately, we didn't get to painting and the paint cans spent the winter months in the garage where one can froze. The result, paint that resembled cottage cheese and never was going to mix properly. I was off to the hardware store to buy a replacement can on the Saturday mid-morning before the Indy 500. As you can guess, it was a harrowing trip. After lunch and a Valium to bring me down from dealing with traffic, we got started.
To my surprise, we had the top half of the room painted in no time. The color is hummus, but to me it looks more like butter. You might be asking what kind of noir detective paints his office hummus or butter, well the idea was to replicate the cigarette smoke-stained plaster you might find in a downtown LA office that had another life before the neighborhood went sour and a two-bit gumshoe moved in. I think the color does a pretty good job, and I'm not willing to do painting effects or glazes to make a more accurate imitation. You can also see the beginning of the faux wainscoting in orchard green and it reminded me of the felt on a pool table, perfect for our detective.
Try to ignore the dust on the camera lens, or as the
paranormal investigators would call them, orbs.
Wainscoting first coat done as the sun started heading for the horizon. We
removed the painter's tape before calling the day finished, but I didn't think
that warranted photographs. The race day agenda will include touch-up of the
walls, correcting paint lines where needed, painting the baseboard and window
sill, and cutting the chair rail. Still to come is replacing the ceiling fan and
wall switch with something appropriate, installing the chair rail, and
generally putting the furniture back in order. More updates and photos soon, in the meantime I'll have an exorcist look at my camera.